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Crow Premeditated Murder T-Shirt

Crow Premeditated Murder T-Shirt

Gildan Softstyle Lightweight Unisex Tee

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Regular price $29.95
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Description

A single crow perched on a weathered branch presides over the gothic pun every birder and corvid enthusiast has been waiting for, since a group of crows is, delightfully and accurately, called a murder. This original design suits anyone who brings a dark sense of humor to their birdwatching walks, camping trips, or backyard bird feeder vigils, because they already know crows are the smartest, shadiest neighbors in the wild.

Material

  • Gildan 64000 Softstyle Tee, our Everyday tee
  • Lightweight, soft ring-spun cotton with a smooth, high stitch-density knit
  • Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton; Sport Grey is 90% cotton / 10% polyester; Heather Military Green is 65% polyester / 35% cotton
  • Modern classic fit, seamless body, narrow rib collar
  • Taped neck and shoulders for comfort and durability
  • Recycled tear-away label, no scratchy tag
  • Made with OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes; Gildan partners with Better Cotton

Care Instructions

  • Machine wash cold
  • Tumble dry low
  • Turn inside out before washing
  • Do not bleach or dry clean

Shipping & Returns

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  • Flat rate of $4.85 per order
  • Free shipping at $65+
  • Orders usually ship within 7 days
  • Once shipped, allow 3-5 days for delivery

Returns:

  • For damaged, defective, or missing items, you are eligible for a 100% refund
  • Size exchanges are accepted within 30 days of receipt. Customer is responsible for return shipping.
  • If any other issues arise, please reach out to us and we'll make it right.
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STYLE & DURABILITY

Premium Apparel Styles

We select premium styles as much for their fit as for their softness and durability. Nothing we sell feels like cardboard or fades after a few washings. Whether you're wandering through the woods or winding down at the campfire, do it in comfort and style.

CLASSIC DESIGNS

Inspired by Nature, Designed to Last

Each design is crafted with a love of nature and a spirit of adventure. We believe your clothing should reflect what you love. And we love awe inspiring wild places, furry friends, and a life well wandered.

PRINTED IN THE US

Made to Order, Fast

Every tee is printed just for you in the USA. We print on demand to reduce waste and to ship from the print location closest to you for faster delivery and a lighter footprint.

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